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ðŪð Laws to follow :)
ðŪð Laws to follow :) 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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10/10/2019 5:56 am |
great rules...thanks for the laugh
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I like them, they explain a lot of things
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Boy do these speak to the realities of life!!!! Thanks for a cool post (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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If you give a man a fire you stop him being cold for a day. Set a man on fire and you stop him being cold for the rest of his life. Following my advice may cause injury, insanity, financial loss, hemorrhoids, death and superpowers
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10/10/2019 8:49 am |
nice
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10/10/2019 9:28 am |
Funny Pal! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Pal, those were great especially that last one.. I hope you have a great day..
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Love it hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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