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Blast your baby or rock your baby..lol
Blast your baby or rock your baby..lol Yep now the time has come for a reality check...instead of women now like they did so many years ago put some music on as they did their daily chores around the house or work area to sooth their unborn now you can buy speakers and insert them into the vagina so that way your unborn will acquire either the taste for Bach or Bolton..lol Like that ultimate lovechild now its a baby sitter with a built in music center and when this device is inserted ,starts blasting soothing music, men might just as well take a backseat, maybe they can make a set of speakers to resemble a dildo so Mamma to e can satisfy herself and her unborn baby '...never to late! ..lol but if hes up to the task both Mom and Dear old Dad to be... can listen to that same music as well, this vagina speaker system has a pair of earphones that dangle out of the vagina so that way they can encourage the little unborn Bach by listening to the correct music whilst lying dreaming of their little music prodigy developing slumbering in the womb.How freaking cool is that ?. Squeezing baby puns out of this is so tempting but I and other will refrain from doing so because Heaven knows we don't want to upset the apple cart and upset the new Mom's and Dad's , after all its all for the brat ..Its a well known fact though that music has calmed the little beast long before the time when it finally was a study ..and became fact..Most normal people would put on the radio and on a station that doesn't sound like the proverbial donkey braying and put on some classical ...now here I have to say there are few stations that play classical music today..some do but its a new classical..but baby experts say its not enough of a direct line to Heaven , baby needs more direct contact.. Unborn babies reacting to music streaming Vaginally by bobbing their little heads and shimmying their bodies? however if this were the first day of April I would normally say its an April fools joke but alas its not..Women who are pregnant and are vigilant about their bodies don't want to end up in any ER from an infection caused by inserting any foreign device into their vagina, come on now ppl whos gonna pay $150.00 for something that's going to cost an unborn childs life...you carry that for 9 months and on a whim just wipe it out ? Someone should slap the hell out of the inventor instead! |
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4/20/2019 5:04 am |
Mamma let that boy play some rock 'n' roll..lol
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Silly question, but why do the speakers need to be inserted anywhere? Did no one pipe up at the planning meeting to say "Nah, sound waves will travel through the mother's belly and placenta"? That's how the unborn child "listens" to the rythmns of the parent's speech. Or is there an additional vibro mode that the partner can switch on remotely?
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4/20/2019 10:58 am |
Silly question, but why do the speakers need to be inserted anywhere? Did no one pipe up at the planning meeting to say "Nah, sound waves will travel through the mother's belly and placenta"? That's how the unborn child "listens" to the rythmns of the parent's speech. Or is there an additional vibro mode that the partner can switch on remotely?
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4/20/2019 4:31 pm |
Hopefully no woman would purchase this.
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4/20/2019 6:08 pm |
Hopefully no woman would purchase this.
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