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Things Men Can Do...ð That Women... Can Only Dream Of... ðŪ
Things Men Can Do...ð That Women... Can Only Dream Of... ðŪ Note : A F F is deleting words in the . Please be patient. Do you recall a recent blog post (by superbjversion2), titled - 'Penis Envy'? I did... as I stood there, holding my dick. I thought hard; about women and the answer, to THAT, question. I wasn't positive, if all ladies envied, what I held. But, I had a feeling... I was dining, at an Italian restaurant, in Montreal's east end. It was Sunday afternoon and (as things went along), I stepped into the men's room : it was, a fancy place. I could tell... as soon as I cozied up to the urinal and pulled out my little friend. Looking down (as men are apt to do), I noticed a mound of crushed ice (piled ), the bottom of that portal. THAT'S how we men, recognize - we're in a classy spot! There's a certain... cool, freshness, about the whole event ; when ice is involved. Then of course, there are those little games, men can play; as we melt, tiny tunnels, or spell our names, into that frozen, slush. Yet... it was when I looked up, that I truly ... applauded, the style of that space. Above the urinal, was a wide screen TV . Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, were playing in the Wimbledon Finals , tennis match. There I was, pissing into ice - watching tennis history, unfold. Does it get, any better, than that ? (Picture me, with a sheepish grin.) I had no idea, that the tennis match, would last, five hours . I was a little tired, standing there... at the end. The restaurant staff, refreshed the ice for me... twice. So.... would women, have enjoyed their time, in that bathroom? Do they have 'penis envy' - as Freud suggested? I don't know. More than likely, they just have - a very serious... craving ... for one! But I betcha, everyone (here reading), wants one of those wide screen TVs and a bucket of ice in their home bathroom, right? ðĪ And perhaps, a mini fridge, in the corner... with a microwave oven - over by the wall. Oh and... throw in some mood lighting and a decent sound system... ð ........................................ Note : A F F is deleting words in the . Please be patient. ........................................ . .. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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The picture I've posted here, is of the bathroom that I was in. You can see Roger Federer, running for the ball. I don't recall the score or which set this was. ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't really have the space, in my bathroom ð―, for a wide screen. If I had one of those huge bathrooms with a soaking tub... I'd put in a TV. Why not? ð And yes... to that sound ð system! I don't know about putting in, that fridge or microwave though. But hey... I've read about people who are into stuff like that. ðĪ Are you? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't need the extra amenities in a public bathroom, I'm just ecstatic if I don't have to wait in line for a stall! THAT is where men have it better. The only time the roles were reversed was when I was at a wrestling show where the audience was 95% men. Long line for the men's room, waltz right into the ladies room, woohoo!
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Maybe, I am old-fashioned? I want to spend as little time âą as possible in the bathroom ð―. Get in...do what I have to do and get on with my life. Feels weird enough when I check my phone ðą while sitting in there, lol. An there was the time, when I was in a downtown barâs bathroom, heard some banging noises and looked down and saw two sets of feet in the next stall. Sure gave me something to talk about when I got back to my table.
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I have to say I will pass on the crushed ice in the ladies room. It's not always the greatest place to be either. Must be nice to be able to enjoy such amenities during a tennis match. Maybe you should do a poll of things people would like to see in restrooms, I bet you get some interesting answers. You always share such great blogs, always a great read here, and I hope your enjoying the rest of your evening..
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You don't have to sit on a cold toilet seat. You can write your name in the snow. Now, you're telling me you have TVs, too??!! I want a dick soooo bad! (Did that come out right?) (yep...on several levels) On the flip side, we always know who the area skanks are cuz their names are scratched into the stall walls. And if you go into a high-end ladies lounge there will be a sofa. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Rather have heated bathroom floor like I do. a soaker tub ,like I do and a book to read as I soak in the tub........so for me I'm all set.
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I don't need the extra amenities in a public bathroom, I'm just ecstatic if I don't have to wait in line for a stall! THAT is where men have it better. The only time the roles were reversed was when I was at a wrestling show where the audience was 95% men. Long line for the men's room, waltz right into the ladies room, woohoo! At some events I've been to.... Men opened the doors to their washroom, while women went in. The overflow from theirs, was so vast. They had one or two guys, stand outside the door. For those twenty minutes or so.... only gals were going in. Yep... that public vibe is irrelevant. No home bathroom.. effects? Are you off this week for your trip? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Maybe, I am old-fashioned? I want to spend as little time âą as possible in the bathroom ð―. Get in...do what I have to do and get on with my life. Feels weird enough when I check my phone ðą while sitting in there, lol. An there was the time, when I was in a downtown barâs bathroom, heard some banging noises and looked down and saw two sets of feet in the next stall. Sure gave me something to talk about when I got back to my table. What about your place? But I'm sure you're into the candles, right? ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to say I will pass on the crushed ice in the ladies room. It's not always the greatest place to be either. Must be nice to be able to enjoy such amenities during a tennis match. Maybe you should do a poll of things people would like to see in restrooms, I bet you get some interesting answers. You always share such great blogs, always a great read here, and I hope your enjoying the rest of your evening.. I'm always impressed... and left wondering... if I should hang around.... Bathrooms ð―.. that's a great idea...! ð Yours has nothing special? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I shit n git, I used to tell my kids to keep track of the hours they spend sitting on the toilet so when they're old and about to die they'd know how many days they spent sitting on the pot. I think all women have some penis envy when they walk into a dirty gas station bathroom and can't pee standing up.
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I will go out of my way to not use a public restroom unless I am beyond desperate . And then it' piss and get gone. Most of the ones I have come across never have decent hand soap and frequently no towels cause they want to run up the electric bill with those raucous dryers. I wouldnt mind a tub with jets privately, but frills in the loo arent my thing (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Yep. I hear you. I'm not much of a bath person either. Now if I had one of those... bubble jet thingies... Ya know what I mean? ðĪ I don't have the space... Who doesn't like bubbles? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You don't have to sit on a cold toilet seat. You can write your name in the snow. Now, you're telling me you have TVs, too??!! I want a dick soooo bad! (Did that come out right?) (yep...on several levels) On the flip side, we always know who the area skanks are cuz their names are scratched into the stall walls. And if you go into a high-end ladies lounge there will be a sofa. Sofas are good. Ya want what... so bad? ðĪ Agh..." they're" over rated... I own one. Doesn't do much for me. Sort of... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Rather have heated bathroom floor like I do. a soaker tub ,like I do and a book to read as I soak in the tub........so for me I'm all set. I love that... Only winter people get that one, right? lol ð Oh and candles and lights, right? ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep. I hear you. I wonder about that tub area. That's where you'd put the screen... ð I'm not much of a TV person.... or Netflix.. I do like movies, but I guess... I'm not sitting in a tub for 2-hours to watch some flick. Maybe this is a rich person's thing? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I shit n git, I used to tell my kids to keep track of the hours they spend sitting on the toilet so when they're old and about to die they'd know how many days they spent sitting on the pot. I think all women have some penis envy when they walk into a dirty gas station bathroom and can't pee standing up. Ya told your kids that? Lol. Good one! I'm going to do the math after this comment... lol Wtf. How many years does that come up to? lol.... ðð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I will go out of my way to not use a public restroom unless I am beyond desperate . And then it' piss and get gone. Most of the ones I have come across never have decent hand soap and frequently no towels cause they want to run up the electric bill with those raucous dryers. I wouldnt mind a tub with jets privately, but frills in the loo arent my thing True.... I abhor those public ones. Fortunately I'm trained in the art of "holding on", so yeah... lol. That's where us guys will look for a tree... lol Maybe those bathroom ð― tv's are for stock brokers... or busy people who need the weather, sports and news.. while they get ready? Just thinking... ð Go unpack.. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ooo... sex in the stall next to you, sounds like fun. What about your place? But I'm sure you're into the candles, right? ðŪ Candles in the my own bathroom? Heck no. Perhaps if my tub and shower were big enough for two, I would feel differently.
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Let's just say... it was rather distracting lol. Candles in the my own bathroom? Heck no. Perhaps if my tub and shower were big enough for two, I would feel differently. But if there were... hmmm. lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yeah... I think that's a great idea. My next bathroom will have one! lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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lol no candles just a book and YES it's easy to soak in my soaker tub reading......
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lol no candles just a book and YES it's easy to soak in my soaker tub reading...... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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