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Hiatus
Posted:May 4, 2019 7:45 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2019 7:47 pm
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So, even though it is going to turn my blog off, I have decided to turn my profile here on Local Shemale Hookups off. I have indicated on here and in my profile that I have a lot of responsibilities at work and at home and that I do not have a lot of time for myself, for pursuing relationships. However, this doesn't seem to be enough of a warning. I literally get up, get dressed, get the aunt situated, go to work, come home, get the aunt situated and spend the evening with her until it is time to go to bed and start all over the next morning. I'm not allowed to look at my phone at work and frankly, I wouldn't have time to do it even if I was allowed. I listen to audiobooks on the way to and from work and can occasionally read before bed, or get up super early to read before getting up and getting ready for my day.

This lack of time seems to piss men off.

I don't respond quick enough, often enough, well enough.

Hey, I get it. I like to get a response back to my texts, messages and everything too.

BUT

I don't have time.

I'm not sure how much more clear I can be.

I don't have time. At least not for long one sentence email conversations where I have to answer every day questions like "how are you?"

That sounds bitchy and I know it is. Oh well.

If I've given you my Kik profile name please feel free to contact me there. If I've given you my number or email address please contact me there. Otherwise, I'm going to be sorry to miss you. However, I haven't time at this juncture.

Good luck finding what you want on Local Shemale Hookups, ya'll.

B
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May the Fourth be With YOu
Posted:May 3, 2019 6:43 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2019 7:34 pm
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What's with randomly removing words from my blog posts? I sound like an idiot. It's never words like "fuck" or "cock" or "pussy" or something blue in nature. It's always a word that makes the sentence seem like it's written by a space cadet that they remove. Jeez.

So tomorrow I"m doing a Star Wars themed program at work. Six S.W. themed crafts, Yoda Soda, light saber pretzel sticks, a movie, BINGO for books, pictures with a storm trooper. It's either going to be fabulous and have hundreds of people or it's going to tank. Here's hoping for fabulous.

This brings to mind the making up of holidays. To be frank, I probably wouldn't be celebrating Star Wars day if I wasn't doing a program. I've always been more of a Trekkie than a Star Wars person. Sci Fi ruled in our house and my dad watched all the original Star Treks even in syndication. I watched all the STNG and Voyager. Loved the new movies. However, I haven't watched a Star Wars movie since "The Empire Strikes Back." It's gone too far.

Speaking of going too far...a reboot of "Top Gun?" They are going to ruin that franchise too. I thought they couldn't do much worse after ruining "independence Day" but here goes. Also, the are remaking "Greatest American Hero" Boy, doesn't that song get stuck in your mind? Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so freeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it's just meeeeee. I used to love that show.

It's Asian Pacific American Heritage Month and Haitian Heritage month. Then there's Star Wars day, Revenge of the Sixth day, Cinco de Mayo, Norwegian Independence day, Mother's Day, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day. It's going to be quite the month. How are you celebrating any or all of these?
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May the Fourth be With YOu
Posted:May 3, 2019 6:43 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2019 4:16 am
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What's with randomly removing words from my blog posts? I sound like an . It's never words like "fuck" or "cock" or "pussy" or something blue in nature. It's always a word that makes the sentence seem like it's written by a space cadet that they remove. Jeez.

So tomorrow I"m doing a Star Wars themed program at work. S.W. themed crafts, Yoda Soda, light saber pretzel sticks, a movie, BINGO for books, pictures with a storm trooper. It's either going to be fabulous and have hundreds of people or it's going to tank. Here's hoping for fabulous.

This brings to mind the making up of holidays. To be frank, I probably wouldn't be celebrating Star Wars day if I wasn't doing a program. I've always been more of a Trekkie than a Star Wars person. Sci Fi ruled in our house and my dad watched all the original Star Treks even in syndication. I watched all the STNG and Voyager. Loved the new movies. However, I haven't watched a Star Wars movie since "The Empire Strikes Back." It's gone too far.

Speaking of going too far...a reboot of "Top Gun?" They are going to ruin that franchise too. I thought they couldn't do much worse after ruing "independence Day" but here goes. Also, the are remaking "Greatest American Hero" , doesn't that song get stuck in your mind? Believe it or not, walking on air, I never thought I could feel so freeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it's just meeeeee. I used to love that .

It's Asian Pacific American Heritage Month and Haitian Heritage month. Then there's Star Wars day, Revenge of the Sixth day, Cinco de Mayo, Norwegian Independence day, 's Day, Armed Forces Day, Memorial Day. It's going to be quite the month. How are you celebrating any or all of these?
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Some unconnected things I've been pondering
Posted:May 2, 2019 3:54 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2019 6:31 pm
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1. Have you ever gotten listening to a possible sexual partner talk? Or want to squirm when they say words like fuck, or cock or pussy?

2. I want one part of my life to be easy. I thought my sex life could be part. It feels sometimes as if everything was easy when I was married. is a fallacy however, Nothing is ever easy and if it was we would probably feel like it was suspect and there was something wrong with it.

3. Have you ever had difficulty knowing the difference between something intellectually and actually doing it with all it's accompanying complications?

4. Some things I want: cake for breakfast. My loved ones back. To be skinny with no effort. To be able to have sex with indiscriminately without consequences.

5. worried about work. Summer is looming and I"m scared it's going to tank. Yuk.

6. My aunt is going away and I will actually have ten days where I don't have to take care of her or go home directly after work. Ten days where I can watch any t.v. I want and have anyone I want over. Ten days to masturbate until my eyes roll back in my head. Yay!!!

7. I got some cute undies yesterday, Batman, Marvel Universe blue and black, Dumbledore and some pretty blue shorts. I wore the Batman ones today. I was half the night doing laundry because I couldn't wait to wear a pair. They were super cute, the said "Na na, na, na, na" then the Batman symbol.

8. thinking of dropping Local Shemale Hookups. There is a guy who is married was bugging every day, rude. Accusing of basically being a liar or a bot. He kept saying "I fulfill all of your requirements why won't you fuck me?" I must have said about 15 times I don't do the adultery thing, it was a strong limit for but he didn't seem to care. It was really pissing off.

What have you been pondering lately?
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The Unbearable Idiocy of it all
Posted:Apr 29, 2019 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2019 3:59 pm
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So, I went on a really, really nice date on Friday. Met someone from Local Shemale Hookups. There was a little miscommunication at the initial few minutes but the rest of the date went swimmingly. He was awesome. Attractive, attentive, confident. We had things in common. I was as nervous as a virgin on her wedding night. I have no idea why. So I babbled my way through dinner, a walk on the beach, the drive to and from the beach and then I did an unbearably idiotic thing. I suggested we talk about sex.

While desperately searching my fucking blank mind I even mispronounced vaginally. VAGINALLY! Seriously? I got oral out all right, fumbled through va-GINE-a-lee, and managed to say anal. Then castigating myself and repeating the wrong fricking pronunciation again. It was like I was on a stupid loop. So frustrating.

He has not called. I wouldn't have either. I was a complete idiot.
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The Un-Blow Job
Posted:Apr 23, 2019 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2019 3:54 pm
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I'm supposed to meet K at five at work and we are going to do the talking, flirting, heavy petting, possible blow job thing. Hell, we are going to have a blow job thing. IF I can't admit that here, where can I admit it? However, I can't host (the dotty old aunt) and he's from somewhere 45 minutes away. So where shall we go? I, hopefully skillfully, ask my co-workers where I might go for a date where I can have privacy but not be out in the middle of nowhere or where there are cameras and police. I got the name of a few coffee shops (not appropriate for sexual intimacy), restaurants (not appropriate for sexual intimacy) and walking by the river. Must be careful of the homeless though.
So I leave work, he's waiting in the parking lot. We discuss. I'm not going to blow him in his car at MY JOB. Where can we go? So I follow him to a place that he knows about. It's private, quiet, perfect except for one thing. It's outside and I'm wearing a dress and sandals and there's nothing for us to sit/lay/kneel on. I'm being eaten alive by bugs...you should see the welts, some vine grabs my dress but thankfully doesn't rip it. We get out there to the middle of no where and I just can't do it. So no blow job, no sexual contact, deep rethinking required. Our attempts this past weekend to get together have been blocked by the dotty aunt...brunch, inviting people over for Easter, trips to restaurants, an unexpected party...I can not get a break. I guess it's not meant to be. We'll see if we can get together.

Could you participate in a blow job in the middle of a forest track with nothing to sit/kneel/lay on?
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The Beach
Posted:Apr 21, 2019 11:00 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2019 5:00 pm
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Do you know what is great about the beach? No one can tell you are crying because your face is wet from being slapped by waves!

So, my husband's second birthday since I lost him has passed and I've realized I am indeed ready for a sexual but not emotional relationship. Reinforcement of my desire to be on this site and find others feel like I do. Summer, I can already tell is going to be a nightmare of epic proportions...summer library program is an everyday mess I am going to have to endure while getting past the anniversary of my husband's death and the anniversary (first) of my father's death. June and July respectively. I am excited for some upcoming things though.

May the Fourth Star Wars celebration
Blueberry Festival in Bostwick FL.
Book conference in New Orleans, LA
Aunt's trip to France for WONDERFUL days
The slow unpacking of all of my remaining things from storage
Griefshare for losing a spouse group
Editing a friend's book
Applying to graduate school for the fall
Beach visits, galore!

What are you looking forward to this upcoming season?
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Embarrassment and then stress
Posted:Mar 22, 2019 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2019 10:49 am
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What happens when you live in a house with an elderly relative? They get embarrassed when they go into your bedroom while you are at work and go through all of your things and find your condom, lube and sex toy collection.

Yep, that happened. Then she told that her friend Paula had come in too. Great! actually not that embarrassed. Mostly freaked that she just came in and started going through my things without so much as a "by your leave." I think going to replace the door on my room with a locking one.

Also today I had a little freak the library. Someone keeps putting the nonfiction in the fiction section. The stacks like crap. It makes seriously tense. I actually caught myself grabbing handfuls of my hair above my ears and tugging. It was horrid.

Are you embarrassed after gross invasions of your privacy?
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Getting to know you...getting to know all about you.
Posted:Mar 16, 2019 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2019 3:42 pm
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How old are you? 48
How old is too old...to have sex? when you are dead
* Surgeries: yep
menage? yes
* Tattoos: no
Pierced? Yes...ears
* Ever hit a deer: yes
Ever hit a bottom? yes - sexually
* Rode in an ambulance: no
fucked a fireman? no
* Ice skated: yes
Daydreamed about a hockey player? yes - Rob Ray #32 - Buffalo Sabres
* Rode a motorcycle: yes
Got hurt on a motorcycle: yes...burned the living crap out of my leg on the exhaust
* Snow skied: yes
Had sex in snow? no
* Water skied: no
Even tho I"m Norwegian, I'm not a huge fan of skiing...any form of it
* Zip-lined: no
Tied up? yes
* Skydived: no
Mile high club? no
* Stayed in hospital: yes
Screwed a medical professional? no
* Skipped school: yes
Schtupped a teacher? No but I've been the teacher
* Last phone call: someone from Local Shemale Hookups
* Last text from: niece
*Watched someone die? Yes - two people so far.
* Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
Seriously? who drinks Coke? Not me
* Favorite pie: lemon
or cherry
or chocolate
or pizza
* Favorite pizza: pepperoni
I'm from Buffalo, we're all about pizza there.
* Favorite season: Fall
Ever been passed over for a football game? No
* Broken bones: yes
During sex? I almost broke someone once...thankfully that all turned out alright
* Received a ticket: yes
Flirted or fucked your way out of a ticket? Yes...flirted
* Favorite Color: green
favorite position: doggy
* Who will play along? Hopefully someone...these aren't fun to do by yourself.

Highlight my questions and answers select copy.
Then go down to the comments and change your answers and post. Especially the sexy ones...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted:Mar 16, 2019 9:42 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm
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There's a saying, "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day." I like to think that is true. Just like everyone is Mexican on Cinco de Mayo and Norwegian on Norwegian Independence Day (May 17th for those NOT in the know.) I have quite a bit of Irish blood in me. My great grandparents were full-blooded, born in Ireland. My grandmother therefore first generation American, my mom half, me one quarter. My dad's side had so many different nationalities in there that we've always considered ourselves mutts. As I've grown older and farther away from the Northeast I think I've lost St. Patrick's Day a bit. It's been homogenized to the point that I can't even remember what it really stands for without the use of google.

I spent two weeks on the Emerald Isle after college. It was beautiful. So green. I have great memories of it and some great things I can tell at dinner parties. Memories such as kissing the Blarney Stone, staying in a castle B&B, going to standing stones in the middle of fields, getting pushed off the curb by a German tourist in Cork. Drinking Guinness at 9 o'clock in the morning because we wanted to tour the factory and if you are of age you get a coupon for a free pint.

Although green is my favorite color I don't have any clothing that is green. My "I Kissed the Blarney Stone" t-shirt was worn so often and faded so much that it also faded into the trash probably around move 13 or so. I'm Irish and proud of that heritage. I wish I was closer to it.

Happy St. Patrick's Day all.
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Squirting
Posted:Mar 15, 2019 7:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2019 9:26 am
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It happens. But, is it a good thing?
Absolutely, positively
Fuck, no.
This is not a yes or no question....see my response in the comments
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Don't wear sexy underwear to work.
Posted:Mar 13, 2019 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 6:54 pm
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So today I wanted to have matching underwear and bra. I had picked out this lace black bra that I really like and I was in a huge hurry to get out of the house. I had overslept and hit the snooze bar twice and I was afraid I was going to be late. I reached into the drawer to pull out panties to match and found a pair of black lace panties. They were immediately uncomfortable but I thought it was just an annoyance. They had to get better, right?

Wrong!!!

They scratched me all morning. It actually hurt and I had to adjust and pull them out of an unmentionable area. They abraded a very sensitive other area and I know I had red marks in the wrong places.

So at lunch I had to go to Walmart. I decided I would purchase a pair of panties and wear those for the rest of the day, because dang...not happening. So I buy a pair of panties, go out to my car, unload the rest of what I purchased and then go to the drivers' side door and open it. I had on a dress, black with yellow flowers and it was a wrap dress that had a pretty long skirt, just under my knees. So, I wriggle the bad panties down, they drop around my ankles, I step out of them, pick them up off the pavement and throw them into my truck. Now for the new panties. I look around, no one is looking at me, I pull off the little annoying plastic tab thingies and start to step into the new panties. Of course, I lose my balance and then of course I get my foot and my dress and my new panties all caught up. I pull them up around my hips trying to be careful to not show a lot of skin or my bare ass . I finally finagle them up and into position and am feeling all accomplished and happy because no chafing. So I go to get into my car and throw a look around just to make sure everything is all good.

Old guy, across the row, smiling at me. He watched the whole thing I'm guessing. He laughed, met my eyes, waved and got into his car.

Cringe.

Moral of the story...don't wear the sexy time panties to work...they are to wear for ten minutes and then take off to fuck NOT to wear to work.

B
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Orgasm-less
Posted:Mar 10, 2019 5:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2019 4:14 pm
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I was reading a new book by an author I've really liked for some time. The main character is a freshman in college and she is discussing sex with her new roommates. One of the three roommates says that sex can be good even if you don't have an orgasm.

Is she right?

Can sex still be good if no orgasm happens?
Yes
No
Other (answer in comments)
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