Humor - Would You Do It?  

HoHowdy 56M  
410 posts
1/12/2019 11:12 am
Humor - Would You Do It?

If it wasn't illegal and you had an ex from hell, would you be tempted? It's a flippant question, I don't condone vehicular violence, but we do see and hear it happening in the news way too often. Have you ever had an ex that pissed you off that badly?



HoHowdy 56M  
771 posts
1/12/2019 11:14 am

I get along with my ex, we don't always agree, but the years have had a smoothing effect on our differences and she has been a great mother. Just credit where credit is due.


TallAndHung68731 32M

1/12/2019 11:45 am

Commenting for points


HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 12:56 pm:
We all like honesty.

Paulxx001 61M
5111 posts
1/12/2019 11:48 am

This is a little too real... Lol 😁
But heck.. No-one else is here? Right? πŸ€”
I plowed into her garage door. It was dark. Foot got stuck on the accelerator.. I believe.. πŸš— πŸš”
Or that was the story.... It's all good now. I'm back on the meds... πŸΈπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸΊ
The fucking garage door was barely scratched!

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HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 1:01 pm:
There was a guy in this area years ago who got stinking drunk and was going to get even with his ex and her reverend who talked her into leaving him. So he gets into his car and goes to ram into her church at 2am. It was one of those Butler type buildings that are cheaper than a full sized structure. He got there in his car and proceeded to ram into the building many times until his car died on him and the cops showed up. moral of the story is, he was so loaded he went to the wrong church, it wasn't hers.

ltrskr 70M  
2926 posts
1/12/2019 12:38 pm

My lawyer told me during the divorce, u have two choices,
You can divorce her, or just shoot her
The legal fees will be the same, and in 3 to 5 you be done with the bitch!

Of course that would work both ways!


HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 1:02 pm:
I work with a guy who's ex was a pharmacist, she started to slowly poison him. amp;

LustingInDeLoop 56F  
1242 posts
1/12/2019 2:42 pm

Maybe push him out of a boat because I know he can swim. He drives a 67 beaumont. It would be like sacralidge to hurt the car!

My erotic stories are mainly fiction with certain activities inspired by real life. 😁


HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 3:04 pm:
A two hour swim in cold water would do him well, but if it's too cold, there is the shrinkage factor.

LustingInDeLoop 56F  
1242 posts
1/12/2019 2:44 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    This is a little too real... Lol 😁
    But heck.. No-one else is here? Right? πŸ€”
    I plowed into her garage door. It was dark. Foot got stuck on the accelerator.. I believe.. πŸš— πŸš”
    Or that was the story.... It's all good now. I'm back on the meds... πŸΈπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸΊ
    The fucking garage door was barely scratched!
Great story! Do you share?
Maybe a glass of wine instead of meds!

My erotic stories are mainly fiction with certain activities inspired by real life. 😁


LustingInDeLoop 56F  
1242 posts
1/12/2019 3:39 pm

    Quoting LustingInDeLoop:
    Maybe push him out of a boat because I know he can swim. He drives a 67 beaumont. It would be like sacralidge to hurt the car!
I guess there'd be no docking or dunking, no oyster diving or parting the pink sea for him and his current girlfriend!

So many euphemisms apply but you get where I'm going ..... and where he would not.

My erotic stories are mainly fiction with certain activities inspired by real life. 😁


Paulxx001 61M
5111 posts
1/12/2019 4:56 pm

    Quoting LustingInDeLoop:
    Great story! Do you share?
    Maybe a glass of wine instead of meds!
Sure... Sounds like a plan...

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Paulxx001 61M
5111 posts
1/12/2019 4:56 pm

What happened to the cartoon?

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HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 7:58 pm:
When I left here over 5 years ago this site had issues with how it was run, and today, they still have the same issues. Sorry, but sometimes things here just disappear for a while.

GhostofH 59M
16657 posts
1/12/2019 5:12 pm

Pic missing......


HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 7:59 pm:
Sorry, but your local Local Shemale Hookups cyber police are at work.

pocogato12 66F  
25416 posts
1/12/2019 6:58 pm

No cartoon oops the cyber patrol strikes

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HoHowdy replies on 1/12/2019 8:01 pm:
I monitor my posts, and when they disappear I repost, they almost never delete an update, sorry.

author51 56F  
67981 posts
1/13/2019 12:51 am

My ex and I are now good friends..Much better than when we were married and he has been an excellent father to our three kids..We have our differences and I see him while out visiting my children.It is so much nicer when we get along with our ex's..

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


HoHowdy replies on 1/13/2019 6:18 am:
So, so true, even when the kids are grown it really helps if exes can get along.

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