Quote of the day 10-19-19
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Posted:Oct 19, 2019 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson
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Joke of the day 110-19-19
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Posted:Oct 19, 2019 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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My German girlfriend started rating our sex acts between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! 9! 9!
That’s the best score I’ve put up so far.
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Joke of the day 10-11-19
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Posted:Oct 11, 2019 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2019 3:43 am
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kidding' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... Condom walks off laughing
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Quote of the day 10-11-19
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Posted:Oct 11, 2019 6:04 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Marilyn Monroe
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Women ?
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Posted:Oct 11, 2019 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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And your mother thought she was a sweet little angel.
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Joke of the day 10-08-19
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Posted:Oct 8, 2019 6:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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Well-hung bug
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young ’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”
“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
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Quote of the day 10-08-19
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Posted:Oct 8, 2019 6:15 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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That girl has entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.
Sam Elliott
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Oh my !!
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Posted:Oct 7, 2019 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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This is the woman you take home and introduce to your mom.
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Joke of the day 10-07-19
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Posted:Oct 7, 2019 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 4:27 pm
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A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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Give Me, Your Dirty Love
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Posted:Sep 30, 2019 12:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 2:22 am
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Quote of the day: 9-30-19
We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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