The Bisexual Man
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Posted:Aug 25, 2015 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:38 pm
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Typically, I don't mind a bisexual man because I am bisexual myself. But I mind it very much, when that bisexual man likes to rage on and on how much he likes dicks or having cock stuffed into his ass. I am not the kind of girl who is into yaoi... Chill out dude! Chill out. It gets a bit annoying and mostly when I try to pull the topic away from M/M. It just stays there....
Then, I'm just like "Okay....I'm done..."
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The "buisness" trip Beware
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Posted:Apr 14, 2014 8:43 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2014 1:14 pm
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Most women or men, they may be X thousand miles from you. Different side of the country or a different country. And they tend to "claim" that they have a "business trip". I have yet to meet a girl or a guy who was genuine to having a trip in said location.
Most of the time they target naive, desperate and gullible men or women. If it's too good to be true, it usually is. Most of these said people never really "establish" a profile. So they can be whoever or say whatever they want you to believe because for all you care. You might get possibly laid.
And they turn sour and close off from you if you are full aware of the possibility of them being a troll/fake.
The only way they can clear the air of not being categorized as a "fake/troll" if they are A. willing to go on cam. B. They have an elaborate profile. It shows how "professional". C. If you still aren't sure, if they are using a plane let them show you their airplane information of "Said" date.
But, ultimately go in with good judgement of character and instinct. Not lead by your vagina or penis.
Happy Hunting.
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I am really sexually fustrated....real bad.
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Posted:Jan 9, 2014 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2014 1:15 pm
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It's like when you see a tinkle of someone you know you have a physical attraction for. But the want and desire for it is like really tall. It's way up there. And the glimmer, the chance, to get something like that...I mean...God I want something like that..
I mean i don't want a dud. I don't want a guy I'm not sexually attracted for. I want a guy that I know.. I know. The minute I lay eyes on him. I'll be either pouncing on him within that minute or waiting when is exactly the right time...to just. Velcro myself to his body. I'll be all up on him. I would be twerking and...oh god..I mean like...whew..
It just blows wind out of my sail and makes me less interested to meet anyone online because. What I want. I want someone I know for sure I'm sexually attracted to...Besides his dick.
He a sexy face. Also I think...another part of a turn on to a sexy face. A stubble. The 5 o'clock shadow look..I mean..For some reason, it attracts me to the jaw or to the lips.
But it's like a butterface..I mean a butterface it throws the whole body, the dick and hell even the personality off. And it throws you off.
And then your so frustrated you have to start from scratch. Because no one matches the physical attraction YOU want.
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I'm very fickle at the moment
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Posted:Jan 7, 2014 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2014 12:45 am
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I want to meet people. But at the same time I don't.
I want to meet cool and interesting fun people like me.
But I don't want to meet douche bags, assholes, bitches, ghetto gangsters, thugs and ghetto mommas (aka Niggas.
I want to meet a guy who has a sexy face, sexy body and a big pecker while having a fun, down to earth, sense of humor, no nonsense, anime/video game loving personality. A sexy Alpha Male nerd.
But I don't want to meet someone who has a body and a pecker and has a buttaface. And no personality what so ever. Or have a sexy face and a dick but no body. And have a personality. Well, that I can some what work with. If you have an interesting face and are actually trying to work out (as well), I can turn the other cheek. But if your determine to stay a fat ass. I don't want part of it. But if you don't have a personality, no..just no.
No face, no body and just a dick. I'm sorry but no. I rather play with my dildo. Even if you have a cool personality. I mean I'm sorry but If I'm trying to be sexually attracted to you, at least have more for me to work with than just a dick. No personality is a hell to the fucking no. It's like a no to the max.
Most of the time I have problems when it concerns..African Americans
It's the same thing of what Chris Rock said. There is a cival war in our community. I hate niggas. I tolerate black people. Hell, I even get shock when I find a nerd black people. "Yay another unicorn!~"
Even though I am black. But I can't stand niggas. By "niggas" the ghetto gangsters, thugs, ghetto mommas, hood rapping, the slangs, pants sagging, having their seat low for no apparent reason, and etc. I do not want to have ANYTHING to do with any of y'alls.
Oreos are always welcome. Black people who can use pronunciation and intelligences. And knows how to dress well. Not have yer pants sagging. I will give you the benefit of the doubt before I diss you.
But ultimately, know how to have a conversation. If you can't form a sentence or a conversation on Message or IM. You are on thin ice. But you sure as hell better know how to hold a conversation. Or be as hot as Chris Hemsworth.
Rich people. I am not a gold digger. So, just because I'm "black" doesn't mean I'm "desperate" for money. Doesn't mean I'm "desperate" enough to fuck you for money. Don't think just because you "offered" to pay me will change my mind. It makes you more of an ass/douche bag to deal with. Which I don't want to deal with. If you are an interesting person with interesting personality, looks and size. You should be grand. Don't flaunt yer damn money.
But hey if your a nice person and still want to be my sugar daddy, I ain't going to diss you. Just don't be jerk. And don't use just because you "bought" me this or you "gave" me that. You "own" me. If you offered, pushed and demanded to give me such "item". Do not use in a frame of an argument I "used" you to get (insert blank).
Either way, so that's that...Why didn't I put this all on my profile...Local Shemale Hookups is so slow with that shit. = _ =
oh, yes..by the way..I am single but I am also attached. It's a bit of a complication pickle. If you become a good friend to me. I shall tell you.
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All T and All Shade
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Posted:Oct 11, 2013 10:55 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2014 1:18 pm
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So when I webcam I tell people, do not give me your number.
Because you don't know me. Or what I will do with it.
So when guys start giving me their number "Like a bitch" I say "All gay guys and bisexual men call/text this number" Blahblahblahblahblah.
But this guy continue just give me this number up the ass. Up The Ass. So I place his digits on CL. I have warn males who've watch my comedian show on webcam. I just might do it. I will put your m4m on craiglist. And let your phone get blown up from guys texting/calling you.
Word of caution. Never give your number to a total stranger off the internet. You may not know what craziness she might do
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My confession...
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Posted:Oct 5, 2013 9:53 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2014 9:18 pm
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Hi, yes, hello...
I am a Dinner .
-Most men runs for that back arrow-
Typical men, always running for that X when things get hard, girl gets honest.
Oh your still here? You must be really curious. Let me enlighten you.
So, a few years ago. I use Local Shemale Hookups as a means to aid my boredom. Maybe sometimes when I got horny. Or to find a way for someone to give me a 360 or a ps3 (which didn't happen) and I will have sex with them. If they were over a particular age and race. But the most part. I met men simply to treat me for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. I'm not a gold digger, just a dinner . So we would basically go to a simple diner, TGI Fridays, iHop, or Applebees. The simple 1-2 star resturant. Or hell, maybe even McDonalds. Burger King. Taco Bells. Cruel you say? No. I'm being honest. And some men, will run from this matter of meaning. Because they are just trying to use most of us women on here for just sex. Mis-use, disrespect and whatever. To the other men, who are mostly interested in my personality and don't give a crap I'm telling you straight to your face. You will not be getting laid.
Odds are. If you one got past my profile. Weed yer way to looking at my blogs at this honest confession and probably had the body type and personality i want in a guy. To you I might be bluffing. Which is an odd, chance. So odd that matter is most people who ask to fuck aren't my type. The ones that are, aren't into thick girls. (For the moment) Sounds straight out of the lyrics from Super Bass, Nicki Manaj. "He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look Then the panties comin' off, off, uh" But then again panties are always off 24/7. Lol
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Hypocryte much?
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Posted:Oct 1, 2013 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2014 9:20 pm
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Okay, so I was pretty adamant of not meeting any guys. Because I am engaged. But, there was a BUT to it. If the person was interesting in personality and in body. Which made the odds very low of me talking to someone who was interesting to talk to, common interests (Cosplays, Anime, Manga, Video Games) and a body that was like one of those head turners for me that make me. Head turn and be like "Dayum!" Muscles and face are usually the first two thing, shallow of me to say, I look into. And lastly, of course penis. size queen. Hello lady.
The norn type guys for some reason always gets my interest piqued to get to know them.
Norn = Norse God like/Viking-ish = Thor = Chris Hemsworth (You get the picture)
And on one day I have two meets in one day...Honestly, nothing more than PG should happen. (The guy with the muscles might make me grabby hands. I like feeling muscles, I get hot when they flex. Thick biceps are so hot) So now I feel like a hypocrite. Meeting people i shouldn't. But I'm curious.
I should just stick to trying to meet girls. We all know how that works, girls are mother effing fakes and flakes on Local Shemale Hookups. The closer to you they are or say they "are" the faker they are.
They say they are traveling, going on a "business trip/ vacation" you know they just either camera whoring, fake sexting you, and giving you loads and loads of Bull Shit.
And everyone check out my Youtube page. I know I've taken a hiatus within the past few months, probably curious to know what the status reference means I'm going to hopefully start back up again soon. I really want to get a camera camera so I'm not using just a web-cam. And I need to get my desktop up and running again.
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Epic Sadness.......
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Posted:May 20, 2013 9:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 10:45 pm
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-sigh-
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-sigh-
.... ... ... .. ... .. So earlier today I made another CL Ad.
-people throw hands in the air- "WHY?!"
-pout-
I wanted to find someone that damn guy with those damn muscles....
dammit...
It haunts me so...-sigh in sadness-
AND I CAN'T FIND ANYONE AS GOOD GOD DAMMIT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!! FUCK IN HELL WHY THE HELL CAN I FIND SOMEONE WITH HOT AS FUCKING MUSCLES ARGH!
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Mortified...
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Posted:May 18, 2013 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 10:45 pm
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He's never contacting me again..I just know it...
I HAD SHIT IN MY ASS! > _ <
I had to go to the bathroom before I left to meet him...Sweet Nibblets man..I had less than 20 minutes. Not enough time to give myself an enema.
I had shit in my ass.....in my ass -sobs- Those hot muscles..fleeting away!!
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DEM MUSCLES!
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Posted:May 18, 2013 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 10:46 pm
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You know a guy has a saying...DAT ASS. DAT TITS. Or whatever...But DEM MUSCLES!
Oh EM GEE. -eyes roll back- Feeling those muscles..oh my god..I went instant wet. Running my hands up his back. The kisses was so hot..reality didn't leave me hanging and I am so EFFING HAPPY!
Only bummer..since we couldn't get a room or do anything outdoorsy because of the rain > <
We were stuck to carplay. But it was kinky. But he couldn't get hard enough to stay up. -sigh-
Maybe next time...
Oh yea...Greg T added a segment of why does your butt hurt in Topic Train on Friday. I know why my butt hurt...I experience something new of Double Penetration fingering. My body did not expect that!
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Fuckin' A hole...Hope my Meet goes well..
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Posted:May 18, 2013 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 10:48 pm
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Okay one seriously dude get off your fucking high effing . It wasn't like I fucking knew you had to go to work 3 house after I get off work. Fucking asswipe. Oh I'm sorry that I MADE PLANS for tomorrow. My day is going to be busy. I have work and then I'm going to the movie to see Star Trek. fuck off. I ain't wakin' up early to see your black wanna be gangster ass.. That's why I don't LIKE BLACK MEN! ARGH. Only good thing about them is there DICKS! Jeez!
On a lighter note my fantasies went wild and they went crazy. And I've been fantasizing about this guy I'm going to meet. My fantasies always seem to run wild..So one I'm hoping this guy has a personality...And he's really interesting. Reality is going to burst my bubble...I swear it is...this the first time I'm meeting some I'm really anticipating to meet. Face. Muscle. Package. The only thing I hope for he has personality and isn't bland and boring besides from sexually.
That's if we meet..
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Buttafuckin'face Over Age...party
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Posted:May 17, 2013 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 10:46 pm
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Okay I have a weakness for muscles. And I saw a guy who had the most awesomest dong...awesome picture of his muscles. And I'm like gark. My girl parts get happy. And then....when ye look at his face...buttaface
Ugly Fuckin' Face. The body of Channing Tatum. Chris Hemsworth. And and just a fucked up face. And fucking fucking fucking sucks.
Oh..secondly...a guy who looks like a mixtor of two actos. Dripping wet, Chris Hemsworth. Totally dry Henry's Father from Once upon a time.
He's over 40 -SLAMS FIST INTO WALL AND THROWS A TABLE- I would host if I could but since I live with relatives. Anybody over 30 I can't and it fucking sucks. FUCK It saddens me, it fustrates me. And it feels me with rage that it's like. The lioness in me is not happy for a meal to be waved in it's face.
And this is why.....I end up highly sexually fustrated. not meeting anyone online because it because big ass waste of time and IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFFF! FUCK!
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