They Call Me...The Professor
 
All about me and my incredibly hot adventures in Las Vegas and points North, South, East and West. What exotic dancer or supermodel am I hanging out with tonight? Read on, MacDuff!
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HOT MUTUAL PUSSY-LICKING ACTION!!!!
Posted:Aug 19, 2019 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2019 1:57 am
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Uh...you ladies just carry on like I'm not even here, okay?
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Still the Luckiest Dumb of a Bitch Alive
Posted:Aug 19, 2019 11:22 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2019 5:56 am
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So my latest crush and I had a long chat this morning where she made it clear , as she has mentioned before, she is emotionally unavailable at the moment due to coming off of a devastating break-up, but what she really needs is a good friend, and there's really no one else who repays her trust at the moment.

Although...we can be the very best kind of friends.

This was a relief, because as I said on a pre-written card I handed her, I really, really want to date my favorite cocktail waitress in Biloxi (and the rest of the universe).

"Well, good for you," she said.

In the meantime, she's recovering from a bicycle accident which has left her with severe soft tissue damage in the groin area. So I told her more about my friend Alabama who had a scooter accident left her with a broken collarbone. I was treating her real gingerly until she finally snapped and said, "Dammit, Professor! My pussy's not broken!"

"Well, my pussy is definitely broken right now," she said. Wow, it's almost like she can read my mind and knew just why I was bringing this story up right now. Freaky. So, no delivery just yet of what Alabama used to receive in the way of Emergency Bedside Assistance.

Still. There's hope. Friends with benefits. We shook on it and everything.
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Dating Myself
Posted:Aug 19, 2019 11:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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The toothless stripper at the Candy Store was putting on quite a show until she saw me tapping my foot to "Jessie's Girl" and said, "I figured you'd know this song."

"Screw you," I cried as she headed back towards the pole, "this song won a Grammy!"

Although I do think Rick Springfield is a little off base when he sings, "Ain't I been funny, I been cool with the lines/Ain't the way love's supposed to be?"

Au contraire, Mr. Springfield. I do not think is how love is at all.
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The Professor, Local Shemale Hookups Blog Superstar
Posted:Aug 19, 2019 11:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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Posts so good they show them not twice, but three times!
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The Professor, Man of Action
Posted:Aug 18, 2019 11:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2019 4:41 pm
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So, apparently my latest relationship has been frustrating to everyone involved because if sex was all that important to , I should have pursued it more aggressively instead of just dropping hints and making wisecracks about it. All talk, no action, that's me. So all the crazy sex I wanted was there for the taking and all I had to do was grab it.

I haven't had to be the aggressor in a relationship for a while, though, and it doesn't come easily to me. This may be one for the "Can This Relationship Be Saved?" file.
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The Professor, Man of Action
Posted:Aug 18, 2019 11:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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So, apparently my latest relationship has been frustrating to everyone involved because if sex was all that important to , I should have pursued it more aggressively instead of just dropping hints and making wisecracks about it. All talk, no action, that's . So all the crazy sex I wanted was there for the taking and all I had to do was grab it.

I haven't had to be the aggressor in a relationship for a while, though, and it doesn't come easily to me. This may be one for the "Can This Relationship Be Saved?" file.
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The Professor, Man of Action
Posted:Aug 18, 2019 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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So, apparently latest relationship has been frustrating everyone involved because if sex was all that important me, I should have pursued it more aggressively instead of just dropping hints and making wisecracks about it. All talk, no action, that's me. So all the crazy sex I wanted was there for the taking and all I had do was grab it.

I haven't had be the aggressor in a relationship for a while, though, and it doesn't come easily me. This may be for the "Can This Relationship Be Saved?" file.
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Status Update
Posted:Aug 18, 2019 7:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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I told Facebook I wanted to change my relationship status to "It's complicated" and Facebook told the whole world the Professor "is in a complicated relationship" which is NOT WHAT I TOLD THEM! Quit putting words in my mouth, Facebook. No one has ever said the two of us are in a relationship.

I have come to the regretful conclusion even if it wasn't someone's intent to you for a sucker, if the end result is the same, then there's no real difference.

Meanwhile, my favorite cocktail waitress in the entire world is cute, young, smart, sarcastic, and into me.
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Status Update
Posted:Aug 18, 2019 5:56 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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I told Facebook I wanted to change my relationship status to "It's complicated" and Facebook told the whole world the Professor "is in a complicated relationship" which is NOT WHAT I TOLD THEM! Quit putting words in my mouth, Facebook. No one has ever said the two of us are in a relationship.

I have come to the regretful conclusion that even if it wasn't someone's intent to play you for a sucker, if the end result is the same, then there's no real difference.

Meanwhile, my favorite cocktail waitress in the entire world is cute, young, smart, sarcastic, and into me.
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An Ornament to Her Procession
Posted:Aug 16, 2019 11:50 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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I could explain how a lady came to be riding on the hood of my car like a hood ornament as I drove from the Days Inn to the Rodeway, but who would believe me?
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Fun Fact of the Day
Posted:Aug 14, 2019 10:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2019 11:38 pm
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When I was living in Las Vegas, I began dating a twenty-one-year-old stripper.

Well...she turned twenty-one, eventually.

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There May Be Another Throwdown If You Don't Watch Your Mouth
Posted:Aug 14, 2019 10:27 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 12:9 am
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I went to the Art Throwdown at the Mobile Art Council, where several artists were each given a box of random stuff and ordered to make some art of it. You might get a circular saw blade and a doorknob, or you might get a bag of Army Men, but they're all going into the mix. They also had a silent auction where many local artists had pieces for sale, including my sister Joanne, whose painting of a Spotted Ass sold for $0.

Yeah, yeah, my sister was peddling her Spotted Ass on Dauphin Street. There. I beat you to it.
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My Favorite Bits (Pardon the Expression) So Far from Netflix's "Strippers"
Posted:Aug 14, 2019 9:54 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2019 6:00 pm
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The lady who manages all the dancers at Scotland's Diamond Dolls: "If anyone touches my girls!" But her Glaswegian accent is so thick it sounds like she's saying "If anyone touches my ghettos!"

The Eastern European dancer who started stripping her way across Europe because she couldn't make a good enough living as a nurse back home, while shopping for stripper outfits:

"I already have a nurse one."

...which reminds me of a dancer I knew back in Colorado who was wearing a cheerleader outfit. She confided in me: "This is my actual school cheerleading outfit. I can still fit into it." You can hardly imagine the mix of feelings this news inspired in me.

Leaves Netflix on August th, so don't dawdle. Act now! Act without thinking!
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