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Political Correctness with women 11/20/2017
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br>
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She
is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. ' <br><br>
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..' <br><br>
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..' ...
0 Comments, 33 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Old Couple 11/20/2017
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're
physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?'
he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ...
2 Comments, 87 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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Two Women 11/19/2017
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. <br><br>
2nd woman: Hi! Teri. How'd you die? <br><br>
1st woman: I froze to death.. <br><br>
2nd woman: How horrible! <br><br>
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died
a peaceful death. What about you? <br><br>
2nd woman: I died of a ...
2 Comments, 74 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Frustrated Wife 11/19/2017
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he
had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was
getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood
pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination
said he wanted to check with the wife. <br><br>
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around ...
3 Comments, 102 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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The other day... 11/15/2017
...My girlfriends dad asked me what I did. Apparently,
"your " wasn't the right answer.
1 Comments, 20 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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Shower thoughts... 11/15/2017
Life is sexually transmitted. 
0 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
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the potato 11/14/2017
2 women where picking potatos from a field as one lady picked
up a realy big potato and said 2 the other look this looks
like my hubbies balls and the other lady says is it that big
and the other lady says noooooo its that dirty 
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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the onion 11/14/2017
there was a lady that no one would lick her pussy, the thing
was it smelled like onion she asked alot of her friends 2
lick her but as they went down to lick her the all turn away
, it smelled a lot like onion, so they found a guy that had
no smell so the send him over 2 her place, the next day they
ask him if he lick her and he said noooooo and they asked whyyyy
he said he was cryinggggg 2 ...
0 Comments, 37 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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life 11/12/2017
having a good time and getting to meet someone just breaking
a smile can change everything from joking to letting your
partner of someone you meet get comforble with you. woman
like it when a men smile they feel comfort and fun. when you
first meet someone always smile and always find something
to talk it could be anything dont be a boring person because
that will make her feel that your just ...
3 Comments, 27 Views,
6 Votes
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the pig 11/10/2017
what do u call a pig that knows karate? a pork chop
0 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score
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the menu 11/8/2017
a man had a house and he made it in a house he opens up
4 work, a man comes in the the place and he reads the menu,
blow job on all 4s 50$ bj standing up 100$ bj on the floor 200$
ok he says he reads on from the ass on all 4s 50$ from the ass
standing up 100$ from the ass on the floor 200$ as he reads
the menu he calls the guy that has the house over and
tells him i see in the menu u have bj ...
3 Comments, 77 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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banana vs vibrator!! 11/8/2017
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's
going to eat.
2 Comments, 17 Views,
12 Votes
,5.10 Score
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penis!! 11/8/2017
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders
are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman,
because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot,
because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on
the back side. The wife of Chirac says ...
0 Comments, 67 Views,
7 Votes
,4.31 Score
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black testicles!! 11/8/2017
A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening
health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and
laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting
you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse ...
1 Comments, 66 Views,
11 Votes
,4.48 Score
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memory test? 11/8/2017
how good is your memory? <br><br>
<br><br>
i remember going to the party with my dad and went home with
my mom!!! <br><br>
explanation: daddy went to a party , happym; and then met
mummy happyf;
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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Skinny-Dipping 11/7/2017
An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm with a nice pond
in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, and he
even fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe runs, and
some orange, and lime trees. <br><br>
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some ...
1 Comments, 79 Views,
12 Votes
,5.80 Score
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donky 11/5/2017
an old couple was siting in a bench and the old man asks his
wife, how long does a donky live? and she looks at him and
says why my love u do not fill good
1 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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only 5 bucks 11/5/2017
a man goes 2 a bourthelo and ask the lady working there if
he can have something with 5 bucks she looks at him thinks
about it and tells him he can lick her pussy.he gives her
the 5 bucks and they go to the room she sites on the bed opens
her legs and tells him she ready, he puts his mouth on her
pussy and he starts licking after a few mins of licking he
starts 2 spit and with rubbing his mouth ...
0 Comments, 64 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Sex Education 11/5/2017
A ten year old boy came racing in the house. “Mom, where
do babies come from?” <br><br>
Mom realizes this is an opportunity to talk to him about
sex. She leads him into the bedroom and has him sit on a chair.
She undresses and lies on the bed. She spreads her legs and
tells him to come closer and get a good luck. She then spreads
her lips and points to her baby channel. ...
1 Comments, 82 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Random joke 10/31/2017
*Ill admit, this is a knock off joke I’d heard So a guy has just boarded a plane taking off to Los Angeles
fo a little vacation by himself and as other people are taking
their seats he notices a beautiful woman walking down the
aisle in his direction. He thinks to himself “man, what
are the chances she’d sit near me?” And low and behold
she stops and sits right next to him. The flight ...
1 Comments, 87 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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where what where who 10/28/2017
right in the pussy
0 Comments, 6 Views,
1 Votes
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where what where who 10/28/2017
right in the pussy
1 Comments, 12 Views,
3 Votes
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The Affair 10/26/2017
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work. Her 9 year old comes home unexpectedly, sees
them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s
husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already. <br><br>
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.” <br><br>
The man says, ...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
9 Votes
,4.92 Score
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Sunday Service 10/26/2017
During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation
would like to express praise for prayers, which had been
answered. <br><br>
A lady stood up and came forward. <br><br>
She said, ‘I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months
ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his
scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
and the ...
0 Comments, 73 Views,
8 Votes
,5.33 Score
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best joke of all time 10/24/2017
its that time again... sex jokes, normal jokes, crazy jokes
lets hear them <br><br>
whats the best joke ever LIKE EVER
1 Comments, 20 Views,
0 Votes
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Titties 10/19/2017
BB ))B)You Know You're Getting
Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score
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Titties 10/19/2017
BB))B)You Know You're Getting
Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
0 Votes
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Three Men | Three Wishes 10/18/2017
Three men are walking along the beach one day when one of
them suddenly stumbles, looking back they realise he had
tripped on a dusty old lamp half buried in the sand. They
all agree that, since they live in a joke not a pantomime,
nothing would happen if they rubbed it... But also decide
they'd feel sillier walking away from three wishes
than they would for pointlessly rubbing the lamp! ...
4 Comments, 85 Views,
16 Votes
,3.13 Score
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...in the bathroom... 10/16/2017
wife brushes her teeth while husband takes a shower behind
the bath tub curtain...she suddenly hears some strange
noises and asks her husband quot; are you jerking off
there???" Husbands responds: HE belongs to me and I can wash him as
fast as I want...!!!!"
3 Comments, 64 Views,
11 Votes
,5.41 Score
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Phone rings 10/10/2017
-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect
mojito?
2 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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