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wee little johnny   3/18/2010

wee little johnny wakes one night and rubs his eyes on his way to his parents room. he open the door and peeks in, seeing his father on top of his mother. the next day, he asks his father. " daddy, wh


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st. patty's day quickies   3/17/2010

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old girl   3/14/2010

what does an old woman's pussy taste like? depends.

at a retirement home, a gentleman is sharing a hot tub with a widow. they exchange conversation and he entrust with her all his feelings an


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mickey's attorney   3/14/2010

mickey mouses' attorney was quite baffled and sad at the call to mickey he had to make. "mickey, let me get this straight. you want to divorce minnie because she's insane?" "no, i said she is fucking


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strippers   3/14/2010

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it's been years since i've been but the best way i've found to get rid of strippers who want to table dance for you is to have a line ready. mine have been, "sorry, you loo


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genie and the ex   3/13/2010

a man walking on the beach finds a bottle, and out pops a genie. "i'll grant you three wishes, but be warned, whatever you wish for will be doubled for your ex wife." the man thinks for a minute. "ok,


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