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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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paddy and murphy   10/6/2005

paddy and murphy were walking through a forest when they came to a logging factory there was a sign on the gate which read tree fellers wanted paddy says to murphy "hey murphy we could get a job


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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HOW CAN YOU TELL   10/5/2005

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN AN IRSH MAN HAS BEEN USING YOUR COMPUTER TIPEX ON THE SCREEN


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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what do call   10/5/2005

what do you call a women whothose all of her bills in the fire <br> burnadet


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
11  Articles
what do you call   10/5/2005

what doyou call aman with a seegull and his head <br> <br> cliff


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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english man irsh man+scots man   10/5/2005

an englishman a irshman and a scotsman are all stood at the top a mountian when a fairy appeares and grants them each one wish all they have to dois jump on the slide the fairy has just put there a


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
11  Articles
two men   10/5/2005

two men walked into a bar <br> i say to...but it might of have been three <br> i say three.... but.. it might have ten <br> i say ten...but it might have been hund


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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white wine   10/4/2005

this is a genral advice line so here goes with some genral advice for everyday life alway and i mean alway put white wine on red wine stain always works stops it staining


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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sea salt   10/4/2005

did you know that a blue whale ejeculates upto 40 gallons of sperm in one go but only ten percent enters the female did you ever wonder why the sea water is salty


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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i`ll never forget   10/4/2005

i`ll never forget the first time my current girl friend and i had sex. <br> it was a cold winters night and we`d been to the cinema watch a great comedy laughed a lot had a kiss and a fu


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
11  Articles
spin the bottle   9/26/2005

spin the bottle was a great game when i was a kissing girl, truth or dare.one game sticks in my mind a party at one girl house now are rule was alway the two picked would goe out side for five min


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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is being in the bathroom together onthe toilet right   9/26/2005

my girl insists on leaveing the toilet door open whilst shes on the loo no matter what shes doing i`m not bothered but i dont like leaving it open my self is it just me or should somethings be kept


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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girls changeing room   9/23/2005

i never forget my local swimming baths when i was a its been done out since but when was 10-15 i was the keenest swimmer in the world i`d visit 3-4 times a week for one reason and one reason alon


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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no strings   9/23/2005

how many people out there are acctuly haveing no strings fun?is it possible to stay as no strings fun partners


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heresjohnny1981 26 M
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spanking out of the blue   9/23/2005

the first time i spanked my partner <br> we had just bought our first and had been toying with the idea of sex at the yard in the haybarn we were waiting till we new the coming and going


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