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Helena, Montana, United States
 
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Fustercluckyou 53/M
Helena, Montana
Introduction
Looking for women within a 2 hour drive. Not into the bar thing too often, as I don't drink much, but occasionally is cool. Love doing shit outdoors. Recently divorced after 30 years. Looking for women to hang out with and become friends. I don't just stick my dick into anything that moves, I want to connect with the person I'm with. My basic philosophy is... I don't fuck strangers, I make love to my friends. If you think that's stupid... I couldn't give a shit. Move on. If you want to hang out with a fun guy and be honest with what each other wants, hit me up. Warning... I'm horribly sarcastic and witty. If your sensitive to that, you'll probably slap me... I may like it. I'm near Helena and I'm willing to drive about 2 hours. I own my own business so I can usually make my own schedule. Turn offs: Stress. Drama. Stalkers. Smokers. Heavy drinkers. Turn ons: Confidence, Can carry a conversation. Ambitious. Can stand up straight. Comfortable with themselves. Takes care of themselves. I don't care how much money you do/don't have or how big your house is... unless you have land that I can hunt on!!! Just be yourself... the more comfortable you are with me, the better we'll get along. Ok I'll shut up.

My Ideal Person Although I'm not too concerned with race or age or looks, I'm human, so of course I have preferences.

I've always had a thing for Latin women with long straight black hair that she can drape all over me. SQUIRT!!!!

35-60 years old.

Athletic and/or curvy is great. Super skinny isn't the top of my list. I don't shame anyone, we are who we are. I'm certainly not perfect.

If you have questions, ask me anything.

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  • 53 / male
  • Helena, Montana, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: December 10, 1970
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: High school graduate
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Sarcassm, shittalker
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: None
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