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Introduction
Innocent and guilty . Gentle and rough. Clean and dirty. Sweet and sour. Crazy and sane.
Unique, for sure...
WARNING!!
Any institutions, individuals, and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, and/or any duplication (for any rea) and/or posting to any site - You do NOT have my permission to use any of our profile and/or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright and/or other. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.
Let's get this out of the way...
I'm new to AFF but I'm neither desperate nor stupid.
I'm not giving you my email address so we can chat elsewhere.
If you're a woman with only one picture and a profile that shouts at us
IN ALL CAPS and broken English, you're a hacker or a fake or who knows, but I'm not falling for it.
I'm not going to join another site or a swingers club except maybe Discretions because I know they're legit.
If you're not in AZ or coming to AZ soon, why would you be hotlisting or flirting with me? If you want to pay me a compliment, I'll take it that way and thanks, but I have no interest in chatting with anyone who isn't interested and available to meet in per.
Why am I here? For a hookup, FWB, and whatever else happens.
I'm here because I'm basically poly and at my age, most women are only looking for a LTR and/or their Soul Mate - or at least that what the vast majority of Tinder profiles claim.
That cracks me up! You're going to try to identify your soul mate based on a few pics and a 500 character profile? On Tinder?!?
Fucking hilarious! Good luck ladies!
I am a Realist.
Homo sapiens are not monogamous. It's not our nature. We've been sold on a romantic ideal... Boy meets girl. They fall in love. They get married. They make babies. Love is Forever.
Until he "cheats".
Or until you cheat. Or want to... Or feel horribly guilty for just having thought about is like on some bad TV Sitcom or Romcom. (If you watch Grey's Anatomy, swipe left right now!)
--BREAK--
Let's just be about TRUTH.
We all have desires.
Let's allow one another to explore and enjoy our desires.
For a time, all that we desire may be each other.
That's awesome and we've all (?) been there... BUT...
Sooner or later, there ALWAYS will be another...
THAT'S OK!!!
Explore!
Feel the excitement of mutual attraction!
Make out!
Grab Ass!
Kiss passionately!
Feel that excitement!
It's awesome to feel wanted by another!
Consider... Or don't... whether you really want to take it to the next level...
If we're together and I'm available, check in with me and share your excitement.
I promise, it's scary and at the same time, it's a turn-on...
And then do what you awant to do...
Let's take it from there...
Those are my "rules" and they are very flexible. The only real rule is that you you don't lie. There may be hard questions, there may be hurtful answers, all I ask is that you don't lie to anyone, most of all yourself.
Wanna play?
My Ideal Person Ideal? LMFAO! Let's start by seeing if we're comfortable, attracted to one another in any of fifty ways, and take it from there...
My Ideal Person Ideal? LMFAO! Let's start by seeing if we're comfortable, attracted to one another in any of fifty ways, and take it from there...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | October 2, 1969 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | Prefer not to say |
Drinking: | Prefer not to say |
Drugs: | Prefer not to say |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Atheist |
Have Children: | Prefer not to say |
Want Children: | Maybe |
Male Endowment: | Long/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Blonde |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Blue |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |