Ok so maybe it's the sexual peak, maybe it's the newfound adventure in my absolutely fabulous marriage, but your lookin' at one horny bitch. Here's the deal...I'm 31, quite obviously you can see from my pictures, I am a fat chick...aka BBW, hate that fucking term, lovin' the fat chick. I'm incredibly attractive and often that will make up for it, but if you're one who minds flaws....stop reading now, cause this bitch aint perfect, but I gaurantee you she is sexy. He is 26, cute as fuck, and he has the most satisfying cock I have ever pleasured myself with. I'm the Queen of oral, desire is the most important factor in a mind numbing oral sex experience and I never fail to deliver because I love what I do. A big, hard, beautiful cock, or a sweet, pink, bald pussy, makes no difference to me, I just love to suck, he loves to watch me to do it and loves to doubleteam me. We play together, I am bi, he is 100% straight, so share only the necessary space. Sidenote on the "together", he will allow me to play one on one with ladies only. We are pretty versatile about most things so we are open for suggestions, and we will always respect your limits. So let's just stop talking and have some fun together, right? [COLOR deeppink][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person On the other hand, I am still a bitch, and I am picky when it comes to men. Very select single males, attractive, in shape, well endowed and MUST be circumsized. I'm not looking to meet men much older, I'm gonna say that 28 is probably my limit unless you really got somethin' I want, like a really big cock and a hot wife. But my preference is 18-28 if you're a single guy. If you are a single guy over 35, the only exception is if you have a sugar daddy mentality and you are looking for a princess to spoil when she's been bad PLEASE NOTE AM NOT ABOUT CHEATERS. If you have a wife or a girlfriend whose back you are going behind, please don't waste my time, I am not interested.

When it comes to the softer sex, I just like women who are attractive, take care of themselves and smell good. I don't care about your age, weight, bra size, or ethnicity, you just gotta love having your pussy licked.

He is not as picky about our playmates. His turn on in this is seeing me turned on so if you get me hot, he will follow. Number 1 priority, whether you are a man, woman, or couple...we aren't lookin' for any diseases, we are clean and intend to stay that way. Number 2 priority, discretion, we aren't about outing ourselves to the general public as swingers. We would like to meet people we can hang out with and see what happens. We are hemp friendly, but we don't want any druggies, drama queens, head cases or bullshit. We are for real, please be too.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having a woman sit on my face while my man fucks her from behind,
so I can lick them both together.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A store dressing room, Who cares where, just take your clothes off.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Latex, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Natalie Portman, she is just too cute, and Joaquin Phoenix
and Matt Dillon top my list for celebrity cock.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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