A bit of a surrealist, with a frame of mind that is entirely too easily amused. Unfortunately, to go with said mind is, frankly, a body that has adjusted only too well to a sedentary desk job. I like to think I've a friendly personality, and a wit that, while not rapier sharp, can certainly hold its own in a duel. I avoid pretension, and have an admitted loathing for shallowness of a dishonest nature - while some say that being a physically-interested individual is hypocritical, I point out it's a predeclared quirk, nothing more, as I have an appreciation for all physiques (and an admitted bias towards the lusher frames of femininity). I don't expect you to be a supermodel, porn star, or anything like that, I just expect the unfortunately not-as-common-as-one-would-think taking care of one's self. Be healthy. Be happy with who you are. The rest happens as the fates allow.

My Ideal Person Strangely enough, I'm not really looking for the full proverbial monty; it's a nice plus, but far from mandatory.

What I'm seeking are enthusiasts for that most delightful of diversions, sampling of the lotus. While I'm no gourmet, and hardly a catch, I have an overwhelming fondness for the taste of a woman, but too many are either 'weirded out' by the thought of no-strings attached gratification, expect some sort of 'and I want sex in return' ulterior motive, or in the few cases where it's been agreed upon panicked and backed out at the last minute or were absolutely abhorrent in their most intimate bloom. Such, understandably, will not do.

To be blunt; if you long to be lapped, seek to be supped, or have the need to be eaten, then I am, by all means, your man. If you just want to converse...I can decidedly enjoy that. Other things are contemplated on a purely individual basis, so do not be hesitant in inquiring.

Two little secrets I must divulge; I've never experienced an Asian, which is a source of wistful, improbable fantasy (ask me, and I may tell the story)...and I've not experienced a virgin.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Forest for the Trees, Ferry Corsten, Aphex Twin, Peter Gynt, Wagner, Yoko Shimumura, Seatbelts

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Unrepenitant geekiness

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Maggie Gyllenhal, because there's something inexplicably
hot about her quirky little smile, and her performance
in Secretary was far too good to be completely unrelated
to her actual life.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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