[bling 487883] [I]What's with your hair.....?[/I] Hi, I've changed my profile picture because you know what I like to mix things up and gets tiring of people only coming to my profile based on my tits. So, it might bring the more people who are real curiosity to know me for me. "I'm more then just another set of boobs, I'm also great pair of legs..." -Elvira I just want to get this straight so everyone knows... Most because everyone seems to either skip or skim through the My Ideal Per or think they are apart of that 5% I will meet and have sex with them. [SIZE 9][B]I am NOT meeting anyone[/B][/SIZE] Too all the people who are like "So then why are you on here then?" I like to chat with people, I like the freedom of just chatting to just chat. If I like your perality, we can talk about video games, anime, cosplays and sex is not the first thing and only thing on your mind when talking to me. I won't lie, we might meet along the line of months of just chatting because I generally like your perality. On another note, if you are still going to go ape hard on making it your sole mission to meet me. You will not get laid. Currently, I am 3 weeks post patrum from having a baby. (V-jay and Perineum is currently healing [Second degree tear]). So your chances in getting laid with me is slim (less than 2%). I have to seriously be into you majorly hard....and actually in the mood do you when I am fully healed. So other than that, you will be seriously wasting your time if your sole mission is I am another piece of A, you can tap and conquer. "[I]What's with your mother's hair..?[/I]" But I shall let you know up front right now...I am 100% real............a real bitch if you do not read my [B]entire[/B] profile :D [SIZE 7][B]WARNING[/B][/SIZE] [I] [SIZE 2]I'm not a fake... Just real to let you know if I don't want you, I shouldn't have to tell you No five times to get the picture. If I do....You have been warned..You shall feel my wrath of No the word No. [/SIZE][/I] [bling 503566] [B]But anyways, if you can't bother to read my profile or anything about it, don't bother to message me. I'm tired of the ignorant people who are only 'moved' by my profile and only skimmed it or just actually looked at it and ask questions of answers already said on my profile.[/B] [I] For the people who will bother to read and know more, message me and continue on:[/I] [bling 487642] Hello there everyone....I am a half breed, native American and half African American. As of this moment, I am a die hard Twilight Fan. (Edward makes me ovulate <3)[bling 402347] [I]Sometimes when people are ignorant and don't take the chance to read what I'd like...I'll probably sound Bitch-ish, although I don't mean it since I do polite do tell you in the nicest way. No go find someone else...Starts slipping each ignorant...questions.[/I] [bling 499809] I am right now just finished school, I still live in the house my mother owns (for a limited time). I a work at Wal-Mart as a cashier. (Do not stalk me please, thank you!) Working on the process of getting into the military. (Still working on it...almost 2 years in I know..what's my hold up? The weather!) I love Anime and Manga,[bling 396100] at the moment trying to get career life intact, my main priory is going to be base on that area. I have large breasts, about 42 Triple D and nice ass to boot. I am down to earth, comedian, and random crazy lass. I also enjoy sitting down with a good romance book (still hung up from the Fifty Shades of Grey, it's porn I know :p) and drawing from time to time. My favorite colors is pink, red and black in that exact order. I'm very over dramatic to when it goes to things I care for. [bling 396103] I love men, I a man , a man playmate...Well..to the right one...I am... What I dislike is people who take advantage of me and what I said. Even though I like sex as much as the next woman or male does, I still demand respect. You respect me, I'll respect you. I am NOT actually a who will complete all your fantasy and wants, nor am just because I don't want you for whatever rea. Nor can you use whatever excuse you have/begging to get me to change my mind. Go on to the next girl who will allow you to mistreat her. And by the way when message me please have more then a sentence. And don't follow it up with your phone number expecting me to text/call I will just ignore it. At the moment I have read "Think like a lady act like a man" By Steve Harvey so I'm using his words for my benefit use, at the moment I probably am like a "Sporting Fish". But yes I am single, but I do have a friend with benefit (Sort of) if ya'll don't like it MOVE ON. Regardless of my martial status no clingyness. I'm not your girlfriend, not your anything, at the moment we are just two strangers who have the common like to know each other further as friends. [bling 487623] [SIZE 7][B]GAME RULES[/B] [/SIZE](Read 'em, love 'em, do 'em.) Read these...you won't waste your time OR MINE! 1. [I]What's a turn-off on a chat site? An idiot, moron, jerk, and/or asshole who's illiterate. Really, learn how to read and maybe the ladies would show more interest in you, even if your not as smart nor intelligent as you pretend to be. That includes reading the profiles.[/I] 2. DO NOT EMAIL ME... A "uniform mail". You know, the mail you send to all girls, regardless of their profile.. regardless of their interests... regardless of who she IS. If you're going to email me- indicate that you know I'm a a per, a unique female who's named Sassy and show me you actually paid ME and my profile attention. And not just to the fact I'm female! 3. FLAKES/FAKES Also what I dislike is people who cancel on First Meetings. To me it's kind of rude if you make an excuse of why you have to cancel because your to scared, to nervous, to shy. Grow some balls, a spine and get over it. If you have something [B]Dire[/B] like an emergency that can't be held off because we have a scheduled thing together, I'm fine with that. Or if you probably forgotten you already have a previous engagement with something else, that's cool too. Leave me a heads up with an explanation as to why you called it off. I know it's not any of my business for any of you(s) to share peral things with me. But it's called being polite and not telling me as to why you cancel is being rude. Also if you want to re-schedule, MEAN IT! Don't say you are and then don't. 4. Since I'm mixing it up a bit, I've changed rule 4 [I]If this totally scared you then oh well..[/I] Older men may apply... 45 and UNDER. Why? After giving it some thought and consideration. Some older men I am attacted to that appear to look younger then what they seem to be. And or capable of possibly "enjoying" life. Why? They don't look as old as their age. Or older then what their age is/ Age hasn't caught up to you yet. If you are a 40 something and can manage to pull off looking like you are in your prime thirties. I won't say I won't be curious. 5. African American Men May Apply.. Only some of y'all...If you ever heard of a video clip from Chris Rock of Black Vs (Blank) the logic applies to me. I hate (Blanks). I can't stand them. Can't deal with them. The average (blank) is stupid, ignorant, obnoxious, arrogant And I know there are some handsome, INTELLIGENT, well-spoken black fellows. It's more of a rarity for me to find who is that but also as interested and knows what is Anime/Manga (if you bash it, I ignore you. [bling 305154] [I]Is this too much for ya'll to handle to read...?[/I] 6. ~ If you'd like to chat - Please at least have a perality, sense of humor, and some level of reaableness. Also, being capable of having an intellectual debate is a turn on. Do not go stressing on and on about your penis (even if it does please my Size Queenness), your raging hormones (like some adolescent age boy). I came onto this site for sex, yes. But I don't like talking to someone who wants to have his mind in his penis during the whole time frame! I'm trying to get to know you! Not just your dick! (Or vagina ;D ) I want to know your eyes, your mouth, you're boobs, you're biceps aswell. All of you, and yer perality. If your trying to get with me, play with my genitals and such. You have to get past my first "genitals". My mind. If you can pull off a good conversation that just draws me into you, use your silver tongue, your charms and wits. Because when IMing and during our Public meeting, that is your Interview. Impress me, show me a good time...If you can numb my mind into wowness you have the other genitals to face....But that's what you want, right? So work for it. If you don't want too: Move on... Also, I am am not a grammar Nazi, since I have times I can't spell for crap. But I am grammar shallow, most time the net speaking spelling of 'you' 'your' 'you're' tends to throw me off at times. Because, I'm a role player (not like video game RPG or MMMORPG, like I create my piece of a story, then per (or people) I rp creates there. It can go from Non-sexual to Sexual) I tend to like someone who can actually type a meaningful sentence, with thought and imagination. So please cut the crap with the laziness. Being lazy goes no where in life. What I say might be asking a bit much. Harsh, expecting to much. But I have low-tolerance for how most guys act. [bling 486011]

My Ideal Person Just to get this straight so everyone knows. I am MOSTLY here to chat. I DO NOT PLAN TO MEET ANYONE I like using Local Shemale Hookups as a time waster when I get bored. It honestly depends on how interesting you are physically and personality wise.
A worthy note. A note that might get me even more curious to meet you. THICK muscular biceps.

But regarding the opposite sex no. I don't care for men who act like adolescent little boys/girl experiencing raging hormones. It's not sexy. If I do happen to meet anyone. I would like a friend (FWB is possible). Because if we have a good time together IM, meeting and such, I like us to stay friends not strangers meet, hang out and such. I invite you to my parties.
The point of the matter. I want a GOOD LAY from a GOOD FRIEND. Not just some sleazy jerk of a guy/girl for a one-timer it being horrible (merely because their personality sucks).
Or fail lay because the good friend is too uncomfortable being JUST friends with benefits.
[bling If I do it's mostly just a public meeting of going to the movies, out to eat or walk around the park (or whatever)

If I feel like I want to meet someone and it could possibly be more then public meeting. Even though I am between average and "BBW" and could be shooting for something too high. I'd like them to be like they could be built enough that he could be a body builder (but not Hulk built) but at the same time hot in all the right places he could pose in Playgirl's magazine.

The type of husky-low voice that could make me melt, the type of personality that drives me wild with want or need.

Also, to answer peoples questions I have forgotten to mention on my profile I like most race (for males and females) So if your Caucasian and ask 'Do I like whites?' Answer is...Yes I do. Read my profile...(Like saying Read my lips, xD) I do like white males.

Sense of humor, is always a must for me. I don't like people who is way to serious. But seriousness is good, it balances with the silliness. And no BS, I love some one who can tell it to me straight up, no games, no beating around bush, stupid lies that I can see or smell from a mile away. I am sick and tired of the BS, because I will tell everyone right now...If you start playing Games, BSing or anything idiotic (I mean really we all over 18 years old...That's kids stuff..Even though I like my fair share of children things while being 23..Grow up) Just a little warning...It won't be pretty or erotic (unless your into that kind of thing...)

But as for most...I try to keep an Open Mind, so...yea.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Will.I.Am, Beyonce, /\ucifer

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well my favorite sexual fanties would be having a sexual
intercourse in differnt sceneries isntead of the usually
having it in bed. I had one of my fantasies competled (Sex
in the forest, so kinky). Don't competely all of them
but willing to tell..if ya want ta know

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hmm...Have I ever..well..not really.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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