Yeah, I'm not really sure what it is I'm looking for. I'm a little bit of a romantic...ok, I am one- hopelessly. As cynical as I am- I still want the fireworks and my version of a fairytale. Sadly, it's just not realistic at the moment so in the meantime, I'll look for someone who is in between a boyfriend and a fling. I want a friend with some benefits. The friend part is just as important though- I don't have enough daddy issues to screw a guy who I can't have a conversation with and generally dislike. Obviously I'm not the type for everyone- but if you like a thick, curvy young woman, you're in luck. I'm an average looking gal who works hard, has her own place and car and all those silly things people feel the need to list in these ads. At 29, I'm self sufficient and definitely getting more and more independent as the years go by. Lately, I'm in the gym every day and trying to start incorporating local foods/organic foods into my diet. Having those lifestyle choices in common with someone would be sort of nice (plus, I cook for myself all the time- I wouldn't mind doing it for someone else, despite my lack of talent.) I'm sarcastic in nature, fairly intelligent and a non-religious smoker (yes, yes ironic considering I'm working out regularly.) I'm a big, big fan of going for coffee, reading, hockey games, comedy, live music, the arts in general and travel. Those are the sorts of interests I'd enjoy sharing with a friend. Being a little bit of a foodie would be a plus too... I'm looking for someone who is nice, normal, single, cute, and between the ages of 25 and 38. Intelligence and a good sense of humor are MUSTS. Kissing ability will be judged at a later date. If you're interested in me, introduce yourself. Don't just send a cheesy one or two line email.

My Ideal Person Smart, funny, passionate, and most likely, nerdy.

Someone who is smart enough to know not to bother sending me a pointless, one line email or pictures of their dick.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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